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Jul 29, 2003 11:30:16 GMT -5
Post by Mauler on Jul 29, 2003 11:30:16 GMT -5
well i guess ill make the Joke thread, post jokes here if you want i got one i heard on radio this morning...
Who was the first carpenter? Eve, she made Adams banana stand.
lol
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Jul 29, 2003 14:31:14 GMT -5
Post by Fireant on Jul 29, 2003 14:31:14 GMT -5
lol
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Jul 29, 2003 14:39:50 GMT -5
Post by SpaMMer on Jul 29, 2003 14:39:50 GMT -5
lol.
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Jul 29, 2003 23:07:34 GMT -5
Post by JJ on Jul 29, 2003 23:07:34 GMT -5
LOL I bet GOD is laughing at that too
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Jul 30, 2003 13:55:44 GMT -5
Post by Fate on Jul 30, 2003 13:55:44 GMT -5
tee hee tee hee
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Jul 30, 2003 15:47:07 GMT -5
Post by Crimson on Jul 30, 2003 15:47:07 GMT -5
;D
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Jul 31, 2003 11:25:31 GMT -5
Post by SpaMMer on Jul 31, 2003 11:25:31 GMT -5
I heard this one on Family guy.
How many dirty apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer:3, one to screw in the light bulb and the other two to throw feces at each other.
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PSOPOPO
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Aug 1, 2003 23:33:00 GMT -5
Post by PSOPOPO on Aug 1, 2003 23:33:00 GMT -5
I heard this one on Family guy. How many dirty apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer:3, one to screw in the light bulb and the other two to throw feces at each other. ok that one kicks seroius ass hehehe
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Aug 2, 2003 1:03:18 GMT -5
Post by angel on Aug 2, 2003 1:03:18 GMT -5
yaya... its the same with humans...
oh i got 1.... an englishmen, frenchmen, and a new yorker are shiprecked on an island and captured by canibals. the cheif walks up to them and sais," i have some good news and some bad news. the bad news is, we're gonna skin you, eat your insides, and use your skin as canoes... the good news is, well let you choose how to die." so the englishmen sais," ill take thee pistol." so the cheif hands him the pistol and the englishmen sais,"long live the queen!" and blows his brains out. then the frenchmen sais," ill take z sword." so the cheif hands him a sword and the frenchmen sais," vive la france!" and runs himself through. then the new yorker sais," ill take da fork." the cheif is puzzled by this but hands him the fork... and the new yorker starts stabbin himself. so the cheif, whos apauled by this sais," why are you doing this?!?!?" and the new yorker replies," there goes your canoe you stupid fuck!"
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Aug 2, 2003 14:11:41 GMT -5
Post by SpaMMer on Aug 2, 2003 14:11:41 GMT -5
yaya... its the same with humans... oh i got 1.... an englishmen, frenchmen, and a new yorker are shiprecked on an island and captured by canibals. the cheif walks up to them and sais," i have some good news and some bad news. the bad news is, we're gonna skin you, eat your insides, and use your skin as canoes... the good news is, well let you choose how to die." so the englishmen sais," ill take thee pistol." so the cheif hands him the pistol and the englishmen sais,"long live the queen!" and blows his brains out. then the frenchmen sais," ill take z sword." so the cheif hands him a sword and the frenchmen sais," vive la france!" and runs himself through. then the new yorker sais," ill take da fork." the cheif is puzzled by this but hands him the fork... and the new yorker starts stabbin himself. so the cheif, whos apauled by this sais," why are you doing this?!?!?" and the new yorker replies," there goes your canoe you stupid fuck!" lol good one. ;D
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Aug 2, 2003 18:34:12 GMT -5
Post by angel on Aug 2, 2003 18:34:12 GMT -5
thanks
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Aug 2, 2003 18:47:59 GMT -5
Post by SpaMMer on Aug 2, 2003 18:47:59 GMT -5
no prob.
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Aug 6, 2003 10:18:25 GMT -5
Post by Fate on Aug 6, 2003 10:18:25 GMT -5
lol
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Aug 6, 2003 13:48:56 GMT -5
Post by SpaMMer on Aug 6, 2003 13:48:56 GMT -5
ummmm whats so funny?Whatev lol i guess.
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