Post by Roger on Oct 26, 2003 20:35:09 GMT -5
A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all
perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates
past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any
contact with a wang?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy
Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have
you ever had any contact with a wang?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I
fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water
and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of
girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa!
What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy
Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates
past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any
contact with a wang?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy
Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have
you ever had any contact with a wang?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I
fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water
and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of
girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa!
What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy
Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
